Ehh... What's the forum for anyway...

[Andrew.C]

This was too long for my avatar but I just had to put it up anyway. So, this can also be used for quotes from movies, TV shows, yadda yadda whatever—I'm just gunna post this, I don't need to justify it, damnit!

KRAMER (in disgust): Look at you.
GEORGE: Aw, Kramer, don't start...
KRAMER (moving back to the othe side of the booth): You're wasting your life.
GEORGE: I am not! What you call wasting, I call living! I'm living my life!
KRAMER: O.K., like what? No, tell me! Do you have a job?
GEORGE: No.
KRAMER: You got money?
GEORGE: No.
KRAMER: Do you have a woman?
GEORGE: No.
KRAMER: Do you have any prospects?
GEORGE: No.
KRAMER: You got anything on the horizon?
GEORGE: Uh...no.
KRAMER: Do you have any action at all?
GEORGE: No.
KRAMER: Do you have any conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning?
GEORGE: ...I like to get the Daily News!

[Nick]

You're a dull boy, Billy.

[Nick]

Office quote I like:
David Brent: "There's no 'I' in 'team'. But then there's no 'I' in 'useless smug colleague', either. And there's four in 'platitude-quoting idiot'. Go figure."

[Andrew.C]

Here's one. In some ways it's pretty unrelated, but in another way it's very related to you, Nick, and how I feel about you all the time.

ELAINE (in response to Jerry unintentionally stuffing with her relationship) : No! It's not a good thing! It's a bad thing! Do you know what this is like? To have no control over a relationship? And - and you feel sick to your stomach all the time? Do you know what that's like?
JERRY: No, but I've read articles and I must say, it doesn't sound very pleasant.
ELAINE: ... you know, one of these days, something terrible is gonna happen to you. It has to!
JERRY: No, I'm gonna be just fine.