Random Task

Here's something random: Yo mama is so fat, the open integral over your mother is equal to fat plus a constant, where the constant equals more fat.

You used this topic for that? No, no, no no no, that's not right at all!

Yeah, you're right, I should've stuck to thought-provoking articles like the crappy magician guy suing Family Guy.

Hey, that was at least an article. Anyone can make up rubbish. Like this: do d' dodo do do doo.

I pasted that from an article on yo mama jokes.

You want a war?! I'll give you a WAR!

Yeah, "copied it", riight.

Hey, you can at least admit that you made it up, it's okay, we won't hate you that much.

Suck my balls!

Actually, the whole comment section on this is pretty much fantastic.

This is happening.

Oh yeah. This is definitely happening.

Article on the beginning of the American election proper

Woah. Damn, 'the south' really is still 'the south', isn't it? At least some of them stopped short of saying "I won't for a nigger", but only just.

I liked another quote from that guy.

The gist of it was that the Democrats weren't going to lose any votes by running a black guy, because (most) people who wouldn't vote for a black guy weren't gonna vote Democrat anyway.

And I'll say it again "Democracy does not work."

You know who Obama needs to campaign for him to combat those Mcain supporters? Mims.

"Obama's hot because he's fly
Mcain's not, because he ain't."

Either Mims or Master Chief. That would totally blow their stagnant, undeveloped minds.

Democracy simply doesn't work.

I really don't see a point to democracy. At least with a dictatorship you can say "Hey, it's not our fault".

What can we say? "We really are a country of dumb fucks, aren't we?"

Bit off topic.

Dunno, if you elect the lesser of two evils, and it's still kind of evil, you can throw your hands up and say "Hey, at least it's not THAT guy."