Why are we such losers?!

So our Futsal team is coming second last and it is most definitely the result of the fairly recent name change that the team underwent and has nothing at all to do with the fact that our losing streak began suspiciously close to the time that I joined the team (and it isn't genetics).

So what we need to fix this is a new name for the next season. My first suggestion is “Porn Groove”, which is what Windows Media Player classifies some of the music I listen to as (I love Windows Media Player).

More suggestions!

how bout 'I hate window's media player with a passion that is almost holy'?

either that or 'Window dressing's in the mansion of holy funk'

or 'Ball kickers'

or 'Glass blowers anonymous'

or 'Net shakers and goal stakers'

or 'If these shoes' could talk'

or 'Save this space'

or 'Balifs of the court'

or 'Supa Supa mega somethings'

or 'It's round, not soft'

or 'Being good never looked so..... good'

I have others but i am getting a cramp

Yes! Nice work, Tom. Keep 'em coming. We need enough to make a short-list.
Here’s some more:

“Pauly Shore”

“I saw Bio-Dome”

“Kinda like Tron” or “Kinda liked Tron”

“The All Ighty Ollar”

“Brave like Prawn”

“Hello Kitty Island Adventurers”

“Transformazoids”

We could go for the patented Choose-The-Closest-Appliance-Name
eg "Bonaire"

"Hitachi"

"Vaio"

"Australian Super" (They manage my super fund).

"Group Newsagency Supplies"

"KORG"

"Natural Lemon Flavour"

Assorted others.

"Probably the best Futsal Team in the World"

"Fading Fast"

"Crivens!"

"Heavy Duty Powerboard"

"Seafood Inside"

"Bowie In Space"

"CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet" (caps optional)

"The New Black"

"What Don't They Like?"

haloed numbskulls

the crushinators

believe in us

tissue box of dreams

fears and tears

laughs all round

rolling plant balls

crickits chirp when we tell jokes

fast becoming something

white space: use it

buttons pressed

shirts from 9 till 5

KORX

Nick wrote:KORX

Because you like it?

Okay, so here's the short-list i've come up with:

KORG
Crivens!
KORX
Shirts from 9 till 5
Brave like Prawn

If you want it changed then you can suck on my jagon.

Now you can vote!

Go Banana! Crivens!

World Famous For Hitting The Post
That Team With Zach In
Junior Vice Presidents
OG Specialists
Seriously Efficient Finishing
Occasional Moral Victory

Has this not been decided by Democratic means yet?

And Alex- what's a criven anyway?

Oh no! There's a draw! What do we do in these situations?

Kill the opponent! That's the Democratic Zimbabwean way!

If its a draw then we go with the 2nd team name.... Crivens.

Crivens is an exclamation dontcha know.

I can't believe Occasional Moral Victory didn't make it.

Yeah... to be honest with ya, I never got 'round to adding it to the poll...