Cheap, safe, unpatented drug cures cancer.

This is totally old news, but I still think it's pretty funky, or at the very least, funkay.

http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn10971-cheap-safe-drug-kills-most-cancers.html

Read your zombie survival guides people. I Am Legend is about to happen.

That is most definitely funky. And it totally belongs in the gentlemen's club, for mucho discussion! (C'mon man, don't go all Boden on me and litter your posts in random places. I guess we should explain some of the 'rules'... well, the only one that needs to be said is that there is to be no posts in "Evidence Against...[UFOs]" ...Because there is none!)

Zombie survival guide? I Am Legend? I never saw that movie but, what? Did I miss the part in the article that said some side-effects may be "slight monsterism"? Or is this a separate topic in the post related to something entirely different that you're about to do? 'Cause you need to give me a more specific warning about exactly how I need to prepare! Okay?

Well, that all sounds pretty good. We should use it.

The drugs or the survival guide?

The drugs. Apparently the survival guide ain't that great.

No cansir = great

Dose it wurk on supr cansir?

In 'I Am Legend' they genetically engineer a virus that cures cancer, and it ends up killing everyone. Except some people it turns into zombies that get superfried by daylight. Also except for Will Smith, because he is the badass.

C'mon man, don't go all Boden on me and litter your posts in random places. I guess we should explain some of the 'rules'...

Ummm... It's my first day?

Edit: Fixed whacky parenthesis to make quote code work. Crazy.

Quack quack quack.

You need to use [] instead of <> for your tags round these parts.

Wait a second...

does this mean i has to get a German shepherd and an automatic rifle?

I can do that.

GOD DAMN IT FRANK!