Re: Now that's a headline

Nick · by Nick on Mon Mar 02, 2009 12:52 pm

Glenjamin wrote:This sounds semi-interesting...

You are hard to please Glen.

Glenjamin · by Glenjamin on Mon Mar 02, 2009 1:41 pm

Well- if that dude was my dad i'd have been stabbed every Sunday for 15 years... but it's ok guys- i has denim.

Nick · by Nick on Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:49 pm

Yeah, you could never really get my hat of my head till some time after I left school.

Andrew.C · by Andrew.C on Tue Mar 03, 2009 1:46 pm

Yeah, and you certainly deserved a good ass-stabbing.

Nick · by Nick on Tue Mar 03, 2009 1:51 pm

Are you coming on to me?!??

Skeptical

Glenjamin · by Glenjamin on Tue Mar 03, 2009 9:10 pm

Andrew.C · by Andrew.C on Tue Mar 10, 2009 3:37 pm

Woman killed man who complained about her dog: court

Article wrote:A Sydney woman stabbed a man to death after he complained about her barking dog, telling him "not to speak to her dog like that", the NSW Supreme Court has been told.

Andrew.C · by Andrew.C on Fri Mar 13, 2009 10:35 am

Horse bites off man's testicle

Sorry, but I had to put this here... It makes me squirm uncomfortably. And now so will you.

Article wrote:A witness said the animal suddenly lunged at the man, sinking its teeth into his crotch.

"Crotch" is such a funny word.

Glenjamin · by Glenjamin on Fri Mar 13, 2009 11:00 am

You're a bad man.

Andrew.C · by Andrew.C on Fri Mar 13, 2009 1:16 pm

I've already taken the poll—I know how bad I am.

Nick · by Nick on Fri Mar 13, 2009 1:36 pm

I see you as more of a jerk...

Andrew.C · by Andrew.C on Fri Mar 20, 2009 8:47 pm

Dallas school 'held cage fights for bad students'

Article wrote:A FORMER school principal is under siege after sending troubled students into a steel cage to battle it out Fight Club-style with bare fists and no head protection.

[..]

The reports describe sanctioned violence in which school staff and even principal Donald Moten relied on the cage to settle disputes and control wild students.

That's proper discipline.

Glenjamin · by Glenjamin on Mon Mar 23, 2009 12:45 am

Principal wrote: Two go in, one comes out...

Andrew.C · by Andrew.C on Mon Jun 08, 2009 6:09 pm

I just thought I'd add some more smh 'strange but true' article, because I know everybody loves them.

Injured chicken thief forced to call cops

Article wrote:NSW Police now reckon they've seen it all after nabbing a man for allegedly trying to smash his way into a cafe using a frozen chicken.

'This is an emergency': woman calls 911 after McDonald's runs out of nuggets

Article wrote:US authorities say a Florida woman phoned 911 three times after McDonald's employees told her they were out of Chicken McNuggets.

Drunk crashes motorised bar stool
This one mainly gets in here because of the photo. Awesome.

Article wrote:Authorities in Ohio say a US man has been charged with drink driving after crashing his motorised bar stool.

Born again: psalm book saves pastor from bullet

Article wrote:Mauricio Zanes Condori, 38, was trying to talk two thieves out of robbing his church, located in the town of Rodeo del Medio, some 1000 kilometres west of Buenos Aires, local judicial authorities reported.

One of the thieves aimed his handgun at Zanes Condori's chest and fired at a distance of two metres

Article wrote:"That leads me to beieve in a God that takes care of me," Zanes Condor told the online publication Los Andes.

What an odd thing to say.

A-Kex · by A-Kex on Wed Jun 10, 2009 2:38 pm

Crazy-Ass-Woman: "This is an emergency. If I would have known they didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn't have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don't want one!"

Fuck me, what a retard.

Horizontal scroll, pretty cool huh Hermes?