Re: Boden Remembered His Password: Random Talk Thread

by Andrew.C Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:33 pm

C'mon, let's be honest, it's because you asked for a huge raise, isn't it?

Manager: "Clean out your desk; you're gone."

by MRac MC Wed Jan 14, 2009 2:47 pm

If I've learnt anything from this, it's that life is one crushing humiliation after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.

by Glenjamin Thu Jan 15, 2009 5:04 am

Bummer dude- where will you look next?

by MRac MC Thu Jan 15, 2009 6:26 am

Eh whatever I can get. I need to afford my house.

by Andrew.C Thu Jan 15, 2009 9:38 am

Marc wrote:If I've learnt anything from this [...]

And if life has taught me anything - repeatedly - it's "to know when you're beaten."

Glenjamin wrote:where will you look next?

To the cookie. Look to the cookie, Marc!

by Glenjamin Mon Jan 19, 2009 2:29 am

Give this a lookie loo!

by Andrew.C Mon Jan 19, 2009 4:34 am

No, Wait! Ohmygod, ohmygod! I remember hearing this on the radio the other morning in my dreary semi-awake state whilst lying in bed and struggling to summon the energy to get up. It was about this 'dream job' where you live in some mansion rent free - and get paid, lots ($150,000 for 6 months)- on Hamilton Island, and you have to keep a blog about your adventures, which is the main thing of the job I think. I believe it was for the Austalian or Queensland tourism industry. Plus you have to feed the turtles, or something. Turtles!

Is it just a coincidence that you lost your job exactly at the time that this came available??? I think not!! Apply, Marc! Apply! For the good of the city!

Sure you have to compete against more than a million or so other people who have applied from all over the world, but still...

A short ABC blurb on it

Another short ABC blurb on it

The actual site

by Glenjamin Wed Jan 21, 2009 7:13 am

Why was the actual site the third option?

by Andrew.C Wed Jan 21, 2009 8:27 am

If I may answer your question with a question: Why are you such a jerk?

by Nick Wed Jan 21, 2009 10:07 am

Andrew.C wrote:If I may answer your question with a question: Why are you such a jerk?

Ooo, pick me I know...

by Andrew.C Wed Jan 21, 2009 11:07 am

If you're going to say "Pepsi" then you get no credit, or partial credit.

by Andrew.C Fri Jan 30, 2009 4:14 am

I think what they should invent is Tracksuit shorts: all the comfort of tracksuit pants, but the all the breeziness of shorts. They would have elastic at the waist and at the bottom of the short legs, like tracksuit pants.

Is that great or what?

by Nick Fri Jan 30, 2009 10:16 am

No Andy, you fail to see that with those pant you will create a new race of super-bogans.

THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!

by Andrew.C Fri Jan 30, 2009 11:58 am

I fear we will never stop the bogans... but we must forget about them, and think about the comfort. Such comfort.

by MRac MC Fri Jan 30, 2009 1:48 pm

How would that be more comfortable than normal shorts? You don't want constricted thighs, here. That ain't right.

by Andrew.C Fri Jan 30, 2009 2:37 pm

It would be more comfortable than normal shorts in precisely the same way that tracksuit pants are more comfortable than normal pants. My logic is undeniable. Undeniable.

by Andrew.C Fri Jan 30, 2009 3:28 pm

This tennis match is pretty out of this freaken world.

You seeing this?!

by Nick Fri Jan 30, 2009 7:33 pm

Andy, FOCUS!

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