The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel (and other movies)

"Pffft, Glen, that's what I bought it for."

Glenjamin wrote:Things Russel Crowe sucks at:

- Not loving every last thing about Russel Crowe
- Relating to human beings
- sorting out differences with innocuous hotel staff
- Life, please kill yourself.

Marc wrote:He might be a few noodles short of a caboodle

Amply covered...

Marc wrote:but he's a damn fine actor.

None of those things are acting.

To Russel acting IS life!

This found on a website entitled Worldgolf.com:

Crowe would likely be most comfortable if his life was but an endless interview on Inside the Actor’s Studio, with host James Lipton massaging his feet and asking him what type of pie he’d be, had he’d been born a pie. And the answer would most likely be something extremely complicated, involving emotions, technique and meringue. Self-important to the point that he nearly needs to name a capital and Prime Minister for himself, Crowe recently dumped the cheerleaders from his rugby team, because they were distracting everyone from the crappy, nightmare hug-fest that is rugby. Combining a fakeness of both macho and artistic integrity, he is universally disliked and considered a tool.

But i will conceed that i did enjoy both Gladiator and A Beautiful Mind... Also this golfers use of Rugby is incorrect as League in most of the rest of the world is not considered rugby.

That's pretty dang funny though.

I personally think that russel crowe is a champ...


But i will SO jump on this bandwagon! Who can refuse a good bandwagon!?

Russel Crowe is a Jerk with No Acting Talent and is a Bad Man who Hits People with Telephones. He also Does Crack and other Hard Drugs in his spare time between Beating his Wife with his Child and making the Worst Films Ever Made. Not only this his choice in Sports is deserving of him and he is Probably a Necrophiliac.

Tom wrote: Not only this his choice in Sports is deserving of him

Now i'm sure you meant to write something else in there, 'coz that sentence make only a little sense- back up the rant a little and have a second go...

Tom wrote: Probably a Necrophiliac

Unsubstantiated, but I'll allow it.

Glenjamin wrote:

Tom wrote: Probably a Necrophiliac

Unsubstantiated, but I'll allow it.

hahahhahahahaha

thank you

You're welcome... by the way, i'm loving the two of us pumping up our posts... *Just realises he used the words "loving" "pumping" and "two of us" in a sentence directed at Tom*

That sounded way more Hetero in my head...

You guys look like dorks.

Can we change Glen's signature to "Lick my Love-Pump?"

D minor is the saddest of all keys, really.

So I'm watching Silent Hill and it's just so awful it makes me wanna puke all over your head, sir. And this is the first 10 minutes or so.

And now Radha Mitchell is sleeping up against a tree in a rather suggestive pose with her legs open. The trouble? Her daughter is snuggled in between them.

Trouble?

Trouble.

Push her down, son.

I thought Silent Hill was a game...no?

Tis a movie too.
Although I doubt it has anything on Super Mario Brothers.

but then, what does?

Silent Hill is dirt. Super Mario Bros is fancy store-bought dirt. That's stuff's loaded with nutrients. Silent Hill can't compete with that.

Will Bob Hoskins ever rule so greatly again?

Yes!! Gladiator is on tonight! (I never ended up hiring it, shhh) Also some Schwarzenegger movie called '6th day'? Is that any good, Trev?

And Full Metal Jacket as well!

It's ok but it's one of those movies set in the future where the futuristic technologies seem stupid and tacked on.
Arnie is brilliant as always.

Yeah, I flicked around to it for a couple of seconds and it was a shot of two helicopters that looked like it could have been taken from one of those 80's video games that came built in to those systems that weren't made to accommodate new game installs.

It's an Arnie movie- translation is "Stop thinking for around 100 minutes" i really worry when people watch an Arnie flick and worry about the plot- it's all about the explosions!

Amen. Yeah 6th day is all about how cloning whole humans is illegal but this guy does it anyway and uses it to, on one hand make people sorta imortal and on the other devalue human life... its a very deep movie